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2008-07-19T11:26:00.007+08:00

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2008-07-15T08:32:00.002+08:00

Janna & Saiful Story, Again...

2008-07-09T06:05:00.006+08:00

UPDATES 10/7/08: Janna & Saiful blogs are now PRIVATE! No more news or story from them I guess, huh?

Remember this girl, Janna and her fiance, Saiful Bukhari? If you can't remember, look at their pic below;

Shi*, wrong picture. Sorry about the Shahrir picture. Okay, the real one is below;

FYI, I've never seen a single post by a Malaysian blogger that had received crazy, rude, and huge comments except this girl blog - "Janna's A step in my pink mary janes".

But this girl, on her post dated 30/6/08, titled "Thru the storm", had received more than 600 comments! That's B.I.G number people. Read her latest post on 6/7/08 below;

"Happy 23rd Birthday
Today marks the 23rd birthday of my fiancee. I spent the past week planning for this special day. Tho none of it will materialize, I am not upset. In my eyes, he is a hero. To those who shower us with an endless stream of curses and hateful words, I say alhamdullillah. We do not have the power to stop people from saying hurtful things. I heed the advice of an admirable women to be closer to god. Again I wish to thank well wishes and prayers directed our way. I believe in Saiful and justice will prevail.

Happy Birthday

http://profiles.friendster.com/saifulbukhari"

Oh, I just notice that she put her fiance blog link too. In Saiful own words;

"Buat Rakyat Malaysia...
Assalammualaikum dan Salam Sejahtera Rakyat Malaysia,

Dengan ini, saya Mohd Saiful Bukhari Bin Azlan ingin mencabar Anwar Ibrahim supaya BERMUBAHALAH di hadapan para ulamak. Kepada Rakyat Malaysia yang dikasihi, Ingin saya tegaskan disini bahawa isu ini adalah ISU PERIBADI antara saya dan Anwar. Saya harap agar seluruh rakyat Malaysia bertenang dan tidak termakan dengan taktik kotor si MUNAFIK yang sedang dalam kelemasan ini. Saya terima segala tohmahan dengan hati terbuka dan tidak sesekali mempersalahkan rakyat dalam hal ini. Sebagai mangsa, saya berhak untuk mendapat pembelaan.

"Yang HAK Pasti Berdiri, Yang BATIL Pasti Jatuh".

ALLAHUAKBAR!!

Sekian, Saiful Bukhari."

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Mr Belimbing: "Wish Janna put more pics of her in the blog though..."

The couple links:
1) Janna's blog - http://jannamohdzaki.blogspot.com/
2) Saiful's blog - http://mohdsaifulbukhari.blogspot.com/

Carburetor Dung - Part 2: The Quote

2008-07-09T04:26:00.009+08:00

Joe Kidd, ketua kumpulan dan pemain gitar Carburetor Dung;

"Kemungkinan besar yang meniup api kemarahan di kalangan
penonton apabila lirik jilat..jilat itu kedengaran seperti liwat..liwat."

"Sudah jadi habit kami. Bukan niat kami untuk provokasi
sesiapapun. Selama ini aksi itu sudah menjadi sebahagian
dari act kami,"

"Tidak.... kami tidak akan meminta maaf sebab kami tidak
rasa bersalah. Bagi kami itu adalah perkara biasa."

"Mungkin disebabkan kebiasaan, dia(Alak) terus melakukannya.
Bagi kami ini adalah perkara normal,"

Carb Alak, vokalis kumpulan underground, Carburetor Dung;

"Jangan risau...Saya tak apa-apa. Im fine really...,"

Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar, Menteri Dalam Negeri;

''Saya tak tahu sama ada mereka nak galakkan budaya
tunjuk punggung ini, apa manfaat yang kita peroleh daripadanya."

Dr. Mohd. Hatta Ramli, Penyelaras Protes yang juga Bendahari Agung Pas;

''Okey, terima kasih, berjumpa pada himpunan akan datang."

Lim Kit Siang, Setiausaha Agung DAP;

''Tak bolehlah saya nak komen, tak adil untuk saya ulas
kerana saya tidak hadir,"

Menteri Besar Selangor, Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim

''Saya difahamkan bahawa pengurus telah meminta maaf,
jadi sudah cukuplah."

A man in his 50s at the event;

"Do that again, and I'll burn the stage."

A youngster at the rally;

"Get him (the band member) down and we will deal with him,"

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Mr Belimbing: "Nice..."

Related links:
1) Pakatan pembangkang bawa budaya liar dibidas - Utusan 8/7/08
2) Pemimpin pembangkang berdiam diri - Utusan 8/7/08
3) 'Protes' Alak londeh seluar secara 'live' jadi tontonan! - mStar 7/7/08
4) Joe Kidd: Londeh seluar perkara biasa, tak perlu minta maaf - mStar 7/7/08
5) Kes londeh seluar: Alak seperti sudah serik! - mStar 8/7/08
6) Arutchelvan: Alak akan dikenakan tindakan - mStar 8/7/08
7) STOP OR I'LL 'BURN DOWN THE STAGE' - NewPaper 8/7/08

Carburetor Dung di belasah geng PR!

2008-07-07T07:01:00.014+08:00

Vokalis kumpulan Carburetor Dung yang membuat persembahan semasa "Perhimpunan Protes Sejuta Rakyat – Protes Sampai Turun" di Stadium Kelana Jaya di belasah kerana cuba melondehkan seluar dan menonggeng ke arah penonton sambil menjerit perkataan ‘jilat, jilat'.

Baca selanjutnya di UTUSAN:
1) GANAS...
2) Protes harga barang dicemari londeh seluar

Lawati myspace mereka untuk mendengar lagu kontroversi mereka sehingga di baling botol oleh geng PR iaitu "Mari Nyanyi Menjilat aka 'Lets Sing Licking Arse Song' ". Hayati lirik lagu tersebut di bawah.

MARI NYANYI MENJILAT

Wahai pemuda, wahai pemudi
Jadilah kamu rakyat yang berbakti
Kami berjanji akan tepati
Semua impian yang anda hajati

Rumah yang besar, kereta yang mewah
Semuanya ada di tangan anda
Hidup yang senang penuh jaminan
Jangan bertanya, serahkan pada saya

Jilat, jilat, mari semua menjilat
Jilat, jilat, jilat sampai berkilat

~~“Macamana? Ada berani ka? Ini tawaran hanya sekali braders and sistas! Apa tunggu lagi, kami tak tipu punya, Ini real, ori punya! Gerenti kaya-raya! Mari, mari!”~~

Jilat, jilat, mari semua menjilat
Jilat, jilat, jilat sampai berkilat

Wahai pemuzik, underground rockers,
Jangan bermimpi, jangan idealistik
Kalau nak kaya, nak jadi rockstar,
Marilah mari, sain kontrak kami,

Nak masuk radio, masuk MTV
Kenalah kamu menari macam kami
Tengoklah saja, Carburetor Dung
Cakapnya besar, tak kaya-kaya

Jilat, jilat, semua nyanyi menjilat
Jilat, jilat, mari semua jilat
Jilat, jilat, jilat
jangan tak jilat
Jilat, jilat,
jubur korporat sedap!

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Mr Belimbing: "Nasib baik DSAI takde masa tu...hehehe"
* Pics from Utusan
* Updates 8 am 7/7/08: Carburetor Dung's MySpace is currently offline(not sure why!), but you can go visit their kerbau's site.

Sultan Muzaffar Going Porn?

2008-07-03T00:21:00.011+08:00

UPDATES 6/7/08: I reproduced here the blog owner comment on 3/7/08 as below:

sultanmuzaffar said...
i have the hi res picture if you want.

she is wearing leopard bikini. probably the leopard dot looks like "you know what" from far.

July 3, 2008 12:15 PM

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Does Sultan Muzaffar, the entertainment blogger going mad or just plain silly?

I just visited his blog, and under title "Cuti Cuti Malaysia : Sipadan Kapalai Dive Resort Bhg. 3" posted on Monday (30/6/08),
I noticed a picture of a woman flashing her racks! See pic below.

Pic is from SultanMuzaffar. It's under 'Kembali dari Early Morning Dive '

Related links:
1) Sultan Muzaffar - Cuti Cuti Malaysia : Sipadan Kapalai Dive Resort Bhg. 3

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Mr Belimbing: "Too bad the picture is small."

Malaysia Today's Hacked!

2008-07-02T23:52:00.008+08:00

UPDATES 3/7/08: 9.56 am - The website is UP - but loading slowly!

This blogger have checked the website just now, and as 11.55pm the website is still down.

Related links:
1) NST - Raja Petra's Malaysia Today website hacked and altered
2) Malaysia Today

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Mr Belimbing: "Berapa kali mau hack daa...."

Get Yourself Firefox 3!

2008-07-02T13:37:00.007+08:00

Actually, I wanted to write about the new Firefox 3 earlier but somehow get distracted by Anwar liwat-gate.

For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, actually Mozilla has already launched a new Firefox 3.

At the same date of the launch, Mozilla organized Firefox 3 Download Day 2008 on 17/06/08. It attempts to set a World Record for the most software downloads in 24 hours. It was verified later by Guinness World Records™. Cool huh?

The events was a huge success. They got over 8 million downloads in 24 hrs!

At the time of writing, Malaysia has 157,519 download hits, Indonesia 138,139 hits, and worldwide hits is 27,820,400.

Some new features of Firefox 3 below:-

Let's beat those Indonesian ppl. Get yourself a brand new Firefox 3.

CLICK NOW!

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Mr Belimbing: "Hooray! I got my own cert... look below!"

Snippets/Corat-coret

2008-07-01T10:29:00.009+08:00

Janna, Saiful fiancee speaks...

Pic from Janna's blog.

Saiful Bukhari Azlan's fiancée, Janna Mohd Zaki (Bernama TV English newscaster) has her own blog. Read more at her blog - here.

On Saiful birthday - "my fiance's burfday is coming up next month(July) n i cant think o wat to get him!!"

On the sodomy issue - "i will stand by his side thru all this and insyallah, we will get thru it togather and be stronger."
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Mr Belimbing: My sympathy goes to her and Saiful. She's damn cute!

In the Name of Charity, Let's Get Naked

Xiao Yun of Sichuan is trying to get people to donate money for the China Earthquake victims by posing nude. More pictures here.
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Mr Belimbing: No, I'm not going to get naked for charity, dude!

Dam and Bleach Conspiracy

Pic from Malaysiabest.net

The Sun reported today that Air Itam dam is being cleaned with bleaching agent. Read here.
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Mr Belimbing: Damn!

Debat Harga Minyak: Jadi ke tak Jadi?

2008-07-01T06:49:00.008+08:00

Tajuk: "Hari ini membentuk kerajaan,esok turun harga minyak"

Tempat cadangan: Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka, KL
Anjuran: Agendadaily.com
Tarikh: 15 Julai 2008
Pendebat:
1) Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek
2) Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim

Audience: Terhad kepada 200 orang

* From Agendadaily.com (Click here for story)

"Kerajaan kini membenarkan orang ramai mengkritik dan mencercanya tetapi berharap orang yang berbuat demikian sanggup tampil ke depan kerana kerajaan sedia menjawab," - Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek

"Usaha ini langsung tidak relevan dan perlu dibatalkan," - Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam

"Saya rasa ini peluang baik untuk kerajaan membuat penjelasan serta bertanyakan kepada Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim mengenai janji menurunkan harga minyak," - Khairy Jamaluddin

"Presiden Bush pun tak boleh selesai... macam mana Anwar kata dia boleh buat," - Datuk Seri Shahidan Kassim

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Mr Belimbing: Tgh cari kata-kata Anwar Ibrahim pasal debat ni tapi belum jumpa. Mungkin dia sibuk pasal kes sodom dia kot?

What's on everybody's mind lately?

2008-06-30T14:35:00.000+08:00

(Picture is courtesy of Mkini)

Definately PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim and Mohd Saiful Bukhari bin Azlan. It happened before in 1998, and now 2008. Deja vu?

The quotes:

"This is their intention. You know we will announce a by-election this week. I will contest in the by-election, the police knew that," Anwar Ibrahim said. (Mkini)

"Perkara ini berlaku tanpa kerelaan saya." - Saiful Bukhari

"I only knew about it through SMS alert". - Abdullah Badawi

"It wasn't me!", says Najib Abdul Razak. Okay actually he didn't exactly say that, but he did said, "I'm not involved in this case,".

"They did it in 1998 and they are doing it again now." - Dr. Wan Azizah (theSun June 30, 2008)
(Did Wan Azizah referring to her husband?, Okay, I know - bad joke! My bad, my bad.)

"Sodomee Is Back" - TV Smith

"Old habits die hard!" - Big Dog Dot Com

"I have spoken to Anwar over the phone and he is expecting the worst," - Lim Kit Siang

"Saya boleh sifatkannya sebagai satu jenaka terancang yang gagal." - Sultan Muzaffar

"I never believed Anwar was a sodomite, ..." - Rocky's Bru

"Enough is enough." - Mr Manager

"When you run away from the law, it is not the same as facing some political persecution. As such, the embassy cannot grant him any sort of protection." - Rais Yatim

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Mr Belimbing says, "If Anwar did it, then the staffs at Turkish Embassy should be really careful with theirs. Hahaha..."

p.s. I wonder why Anwar didn't go to the US or UK instead of Turks.

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2008-06-30T09:47:00.003+08:00

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